HAS COMMUNITY TRANSIT LOCATED THE $160? NO. RACHEL WOODS CAN END THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE WITH ONE PHONE CALL. PUBLIC MONEY. PUBLIC RECORDS. PUBLIC QUESTIONS. HAS COMMUNITY TRANSIT LOCATED THE $160? NO. RACHEL WOODS CAN END THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE WITH ONE PHONE CALL. PUBLIC MONEY. PUBLIC RECORDS. PUBLIC QUESTIONS.
Community TransHIT
Exhibit: Apparently This Requires Four Departments
Public Records / Payment / Accountability
Satirical Community Transit poster featuring Matthew Hendricks, De Tapia, Rachel Woods, and Michael Berman
Millions in contracts. Enterprise cybersecurity. Legal counsel. Public records professionals.
ONE ENVELOPE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEFEATED THEM.
THE AD.
Community Transit. Taxpayer funded. Accountability optional.

MEET THE TEAM

COMMUNITY TRANSIT INTRODUCES ITS FINEST
De Tapia
Director of IT
Michael Berman
IT Infrastructure & Cybersecurity
Rachel Woods
Public Records Officer
Money
???
Records
8,500+
New Bill
$40.45
Answer
Still Waiting

THE TRANSACTION

01
Community Transit tells Henk how to pay.
02
Henk mails $160 to the address Community Transit provided.
03
Community Transit acknowledges the payment is coming.
04
Community Transit extends the deadline so it can arrive.
05
The requests are closed for “nonpayment.”
06
Community Transit asks for another $40.45.
07
Nobody will say where the first $160 went.

ALREADY BUSTED ONCE.

NOW REPORTED AGAIN.

1993 — FBI BRIBERY & KICKBACK INVESTIGATION

FBI and Snohomish County Sheriff's detectives seized Community Transit records. The agency's executive director admitted he was told about kickbacks in the maintenance department and did nothing. A management audit described his treatment of employees as "often autocratic and intimidating." He resigned. The agency received "blistering criticism."

↗ READ THE SEATTLE TIMES REPORT — JULY 22, 1993
NOW REPORTED TO:
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI Seal
FBI

Illegal surveillance of citizens. Email interception without warrant authorization. Civil rights violations targeting a gay man. Retaliation for protected public records activity.

SUBMIT A TIP → TIPS.FBI.GOV  ↗
U.S. POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE
USPS Postal Inspection Service
POSTAL
IG

$160 in cash mailed to a public agency per their own instructions. Payment acknowledged in writing. Requests closed anyway. Mail still unaccounted for.

FILE A COMPLAINT → USPIS.GOV  ↗
U.S. DOT OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
DOT OIG
DOT
OIG

Conflicts of interest. Nepotism. Vendor contracts awarded to the IT Director's husband totaling over $1.6 million. Procurement irregularities. Federal transit funds involved.

REPORT FRAUD → OIG.DOT.GOV/HOTLINE  ↗
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH COMMUNITY TRANSIT?
REPORT IT.

If you've experienced surveillance, records obstruction, retaliation, payment issues, or any misconduct from Community Transit, these are the federal authorities who want to hear from you.

* Filing a false report with a federal law enforcement agency is a federal crime under 18 U.S.C. § 1001 and may result in criminal prosecution. Only report conduct you have personally witnessed or have direct knowledge of. This page does not solicit false, exaggerated, or bad-faith complaints.

The allegations include:

YOU KEEP TREATING SILENCE LIKE LEVERAGE.

IT ISN'T LEVERAGE. IT'S CONTENT.

Ignored Email → Screenshot
Contradiction → Blog Post
Stonewalling → Parody Video
Another Non-Answer → Another Article
New Absurdity → Another Fucking Episode
THE MERCH.
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Riding With The Feds Since 1993 tee
Riding With The Feds Since 1993
Swift Is A Bus Line tee
Swift Is A Bus Line. Not A Response Time.
Est. 1976. Raided 1993. Still At It. tee
Est. 1976. Raided 1993. Still At It.
Next Stop: Federal Investigation tee
Next Stop: Federal Investigation
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